Anonymoose

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Listen up. Pre-Dmexco warning. If anybody asks this moose what we do, and you're not making eye contact when I'm telling you, you're getting hoove kicked in the fucking face.

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But, instead, time to close this chapter by paraphrasing a hero from last weekend "fuck you, I'm @anonymoose____ ". Good night. Out.

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Completely forgot I had this account... could have some fun with this now...

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Shami Chakrabarti hand notes "Labour Good, Tories Bad, wear red!" #bbcqt

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Concerned my two-way bet of @LCFC to get relegated the @RubiconProject to go bust may be under threat. Should have just bet on Rubicon

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah, and you're one of them you fuck head window licking arse cunt.

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@vinnyflood sorry to hear the sad news. My anonymous thoughts are with you & your family. NVF is in safe hands but not the same without you

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People say to me "hey, moose, how do you choose a woman" and I reply...

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One thing about working with suicide bombers, you're always working with amateurs.

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Fuckin Israeli ad networks, you can spot them b4 they open their mouth. Okbye, don't let the door hit you where God split you. #dmexco2016

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It's #dmexco2016 and it's hot. Fuck you, #dmexco2016, fuck you, ad tech, fuck your, fur. #builtForSwedishWinters

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Special award for the twat who took my suitcase off the belt at airport to see if it was theres, saw it wasn't, and didn't put it back on.

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@GrapeshotRTB Grapeshot category 1108: Shit Puns.

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#Hiddlesplit She's the musical genius of our era, but there’s a slight nagging feeling that perhaps….it’s her #TaylorSwift #WHOFUCKINGCARES

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@cpokane @exchangewire if you can take that particular ride without slamming the STOP button, then fair play to you, brother.

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@cpokane @exchangewire "my mum thinks I'm great"

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Second time lucky on that last joke. Dumb fuckin moose.

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"@cpokane liked @exchangewire's tweet" is the Twitter equivalent of pointing at yourself in the mirror and saying "looking gooooood"

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Hibernation finished. Show season almost upon us. First stop, dmexco, and it's still NOT IN FUCKING MEXICO?!?!?

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In other news, FECKIN OILAND!!!! #congrats #final16 #potato