Anonymous ChiO

Sassy and awkward things quoted directly from sweet ChiOs themselves

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

keep ChiOs edgy I guess

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

"Would I get kicked out of Harding if I punched a professor in the face?"
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

"I've been on campus for two days and I'm already in the hospital"
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

*upon entering a car*
"Ooh, it smells like boys in here"
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Since I’ve become a business major I’ve become really good at talking to hot boys because they’re in all my classes.”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Be thinking about boys. All the time.”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Broomball walk of shame: walking past a guy that you full on collided with during the game but have no clue who they actually are”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“My life is basically a comedy movie and everyone’s laughing but me.”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“I’m a spooky saucy shrimp snack” -Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“I look forward to the day when I date a guy worthy of bringing my RICE purity score down” -Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

Who said this quote:

“If you’re going to stalk someone on social media, you might as well do it in real life too.”

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Is this the Senior slideshow or the Emory slideshow?” - Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“bro, I’m tripping over that chip tip.”
-Anonymous ChiO beau

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“I need to figure out what I want to do with my life before I respond to this email.”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Today I got an email from my old tumblr I forgot I made and my username was fartmore-getpaid” -Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

Which beau said “I’m used for my money and my body” when referring to being a beau?

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“He’d be like my trophy husband except he isn’t much of a trophy.”
-Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“We derailed that train” -Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Have y’all ever thought what a mixtape with all my random sound effects would sound like?” -Anonymous ChiO

[Anonymous ChiO @anonymousChiO]

“Well, two juniors got queened tonight. There’s still hope for me.”
-Anonymous ChiO