Running For President

33, Running For President...hmu, I really don't want to run, but well Im bored...haha
-Abigail Roberts

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I am old enough to run for President now. Do I really want that responsibility? Im not sure...if your voting for me like this haha

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@kanyewest Im just impressed on how you brought up people with low self esteem to the table on whatever Talk Show that was. Bravo

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ClickBait

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@BeardGuyz no shave november isnt this month FYI

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@shadyoverwatch i tweet to myself alot

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Turkey

Never cared for the taste of Turkey

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#HelpAFilmMove Ferris Buellers Day In The Office

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Doom Eternal

Um

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#NationalSmoresDay Burn The Marshmallows!!!

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#NationalLazyDay the one day I decide to be #NotLazy

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Barbie Dreams

What I got out of it is a Ballad To My Late Mother but she would have hated it cuz although she was a Barbie literally...she didn't like to be called that

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secretly, my favorite sound is the when the people who hold the keys, drop the keys

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why i have half a mind to sew me a quilt...

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note to self: uniforms at the SSA do not take jokes about weapons and drugs lightly...

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i didnt come here to argue...i came here to...tweet, tweet, tweet asinine things and pretend im popular, when in real life i dont even care if you like me or not...and btw...i'll never get my masters, im dropping out and going to work for @mcdonalds

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Thank You...

[Fact @Fact]

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

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why is Tyra Banks on my Media with a Baby falling over in a Hotwheels? #BabyDaddy Tyra Banks? I dont know...obviously hacked by some crackpots, but whatever...all I know is Shakespeare is in the Parks

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dear future stepmommy:

take me shopping

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i was so bored last night i wrote a story about how i can never find the perfect pair of shoes

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yes i'll like your tweet even if i dont like it...cuz idc and i have to figure out how to pay for a #BirthdayHelicopter