Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
That sudden urge to watch movies, read novels, play games, go on vacation, take a 15-hour nap, lie in bed all day, listen to music, go partying, graduate, and leave your mates...
all while preparing for exams is unexplainable 😂