don panini

big boobs. bigger attitude.

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

You save for six months and finally get a 1,000 dollar emergency fund.

Then your check engine light comes on.

Or the dog gets sick.

Or two things hit in the same week.

One bad month and you are back to zero plus interest.

People are not bad with money.

The game is rigged to reset them.

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

conservative men are so riled up because they aren’t used to being the victims of violence, it’s scary when he looks like you huh???? this is how women and minorities in this country ALWAYS feel.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

hot girls eat triple dippers

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Searching for my future wife at the bar at Chili’s

[𝓣𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝔃𝔂𝓷𝓼𝓴𝓲 @shrugdeaIer]

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

[best of soldier boy @bestofsoldierb]

bring the man back, that's all im saying

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Fun fact about the debate:

It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Night people Morning people
when morning when night
people are asleep: people are asleep:

[cherry🌤 @gegejuices]

geto sucked gojo off so hard in that airport it sent his soul flyin back into his body or sumn

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

WOKE UP CRAVING A TRIPLE DIPPER

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted

[Daniel Suárez @Daniel_SuarezG]

GANAMOS!!!!!! 🏆

[nick @lovechazelle]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

this bisexual shit easy