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[Lawrence Wright @lawrence_wright]

Plymouth Rock has to be one of the most unremarkable artifacts of American history.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

These would be perfect for men.

[Tess H🍒lliday @Tess_Holliday]

To everyone that keeps saying “you’re looking healthy lately” or “You are losing weight, keep it up!”

Don’t. Comment. On. My. Weight. Or. Perceived. Health. Keep. It. To. Yourself. Thanks

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

The ✨ Moira Madness ✨ grand finale is set!

Voting will start at 12pm EDT and will be open for 24 hours.

Will your favourite Moira look take the crown?

#BestOfMoirasOutfits

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

#BestOfMoirasOutfits

✨ T h e G r a n d F i n a l ✨

🗳 Voting is open for 24 hours! 🗳

It all comes down to these two iconic looks:

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

Happy Ending: The Dress:

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Person who refuses to wear mask:

“Well if he would have just complied with the authorities...”

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

“I don’t trust the vaccine because I don’t know what chemicals are in it” babe name the chemicals in a Diet Coke

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

Cantaloupes taste like they don't believe in themselves

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

My friend who has a butt implant, breast reduction and gets Botox once a month is criticizing me for getting the vaccine... lawwwdd

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

I have a Grammy.

[Nellie Litta Porta🍒 @cherryblond83]

#WWDITS bts
That one friend...
#taikawaititi #jemaineclement #jonathanbugh
@JonnyBrugh @AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

Mexicans didn’t try to overthrow our government. You did.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Perfect for when you feel like eating 16 chips.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Happy #internationalwomensday!

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[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I loved White Vision when he was in Game of Thrones

[LA Lainey ✨ @Penny_Laines]

A quote by @Nick_Offerman, which I have said to myself daily since first hearing it, now proudly hangs next to my bathroom mirror. These simple words changed my life and have done immeasurable good for my self image in a world that would have me hate myself for consumerism’s sake

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

Whoever wrote this has ridiculous expectations of people’s capacity to find joy in things.

[Pat Norberg @Phones_Down]

@StewartAllenCl1 He is on leave as of March 2nd.

[Bethany @AnonymusPltypus]

@Phones_Down @StewartAllenCl1 Awesome!!! Way to go church leaders👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 YEARS of counseling and apologizing. What a wake of damage he’s left.