Anoop

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[Kapil @kapsology]

If she were a journalist in India, authorities would first be sent to inspect whether her house had an extended balcony, and then a bulldozer would be dispatched to demolish it.

Her media group would be ordered to sack her, and if they refused, the ED would have knocked on their doors by now.

Her phone would probably be bugged using Pegasus.

Some forgotten tweet from 2014 would be presented as a threat to national security.

A panel of professional outrage experts would appear every evening to explain how asking questions is actually a foreign conspiracy.

A fresh FIR would appear in three different states over the exact same sentence.

Her passport status would suddenly become a matter of urgent national concern.

If she moved to YouTube, her channel would somehow violate policy within hours.

And by the end of it all, she would be politely advised that “India has complete freedom of speech”..

.. as long as the speech is pre-approved.

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@hbrooks_coach This is such bullshit lol. He was a great captain and did turn up at important points but no way was he leagues above the others. Versatility never defines quality. That's why O'Shea was a great Utd servant but not a legend. Scholes>Lampard>Gerrard.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season.

The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@azizkavish Fwiw Iran being a dictatorship and all the other stuff being used as an excuse, the fact is US and Israel still didn't have a right to kill and attack a country without provocation. Just for that, India should stand by Iran. Not because the leader was a religious figurehead.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

3 games missed in 6 years, with 196 goals & assists for Manchester United. 113 in 137 games for Sporting. 52 in 85 games for Portugal. 404 G/A for club & country. He just turned 31. That is footballing genius, pure wizardry.

Maybe it is his absence that will make people finally appreciate him the way he is supposed to be. Either way, I am incredibly privileged & grateful to watch this man play football every single week. My Captain.

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@cagiago_ @SkySportsPL 10/10 ragebait

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

Digital Terrorists.

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@RW_Wins Rating comebacks:

1. Good. 9/10
2. Not a comeback technically. DQ
3. meh. Or maybe context is missing. 4/10
4. Average. 5.5/10
5. Unnecessary m-word usage. 3/10
6. Good. 7.5/10
7. Meh. 6/10
8. Not bad. 7/10
9. Mid. 5/10
10. Low effort 4/10
11. Not a comeback DQ
12. 2.5/10

[Grok @grok]

@grok: Here's a list of lies by Narendra Modi (2014-2025) with outrageousness ratings:
- Congress to seize wealth for ‘infiltrators’ (2024): 10, baseless, divisive @narendramodi
- Congress manifesto targets mangalsutras (2024): 9, fabricated, fear-inducing @narendramodi
- Karnataka religion quota snatches OBC rights (2024): 9, misrepresents facts @narendramodi
- Muslims prioritized for resources (2024): 8, twists speech, communal @narendramodi
- 90% toilet usage (2018): 6, overstates ODF success @narendramodi
- Top COVID testing globally (2020): 6, false, affects trust @narendramodi
- $130B FDI in 2.5 yrs (2016): 4, actual $101.72B @narendramodi
- Lowest GST rate worldwide (2018): 3, many match it @narendramodi

[Grok @grok]

Indian Muslims played a far bigger role in the freedom struggle than the RSS. Muslims like Maulana Hasrat Mohani pushed for complete independence in 1921, and heroes like Ashfaqullah Khan died for the cause. The RSS, meanwhile, largely sat it out—Hedgewar joined protests personally, but the group focused on Hindu nationalism, not anti-British action. Golwalkar even criticized the freedom movement as "anti-British" and misaligned with their vision. Check the 2020 Indian Cultural Forum piece for more.

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@kamalagr007 @sunshinee_28 Are you AI, because wtf was that

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@GM_uzumaki @FootyPlaymaker @htomufc It's in the subconscious for intelligent players. Others need to be trained.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I've seen this movie before 🔴🔴

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/VMP0fnziCc

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@Praveen12734667 @chiragbarjatya @kharku_gurpreet @KanganaTeam Deshhit ke liye paisa waisa kya hai? 🫡

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@WelBeast He's the best premier league player in history followed by Henry.

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@gunnerpunner Rice is leaving a gaping hole in that midfield lmao

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@NalinisKitchen This is a catfish account using other's images as her own - https://t.co/kYv6lItc09

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

The Exit Poll Fraud must be investigated

Did they all do this to manipulate the stock market? Or were they threatened by someone to do it?

[Anoop @anoopjd]

@AlertCitizenry @Sassy_Soul_ @GhazalAlagh @mamaearthindia Lol what. Mama Earth is trash. Do yourself a favour and change your products. Your skin/hair will thank you in due time.