Tyler

besties we have a problem

[SCOTUS Wire @scotus_wire]

🚨 The Supreme Court ruled that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship to children born in the United States, including those whose parents are in the country unlawfully or only temporarily, striking down President Trump's executive order.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No thanks, JD. I will not be going “straight to hell” today.

Though when I watch you speak I certainly feel like I’m already there.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Um. This is Utah. …UTAH.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Waking up every morning, saying “I can’t keep living like this” & then continuing to live like that

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Drake watching Kendrick halftime show

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the United States and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the United States and if we don't wake up we may not have a United States."

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Did you know? Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

"We can be friends despite having different political views."

No actually, here is why we can't.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

To be clear, you're calling for a New Jersey-born bishop to be deported because you don't like that she exercised her First Amendment right by delivering a sermon in accordance with her faith imploring Trump to show empathy to people?

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show drew more viewers than Donald Trump’s second inauguration.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

unmistakably & obscenely evil but these orders will never give them what they really want. they can try to legislate us out of existence morning, noon, & night, but we are not what the government says we are: we are what WE say we are. and that’s something they can never control.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

anyway.

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE WAY I KEEP OPENING TIKTOK LIKE THAT FUCKASS MESSAGE ISN’T GONNA POP UP😭😭😭😭😭