Sarah🖤

she/her

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

my grave is going to be so sexy and fun which is perfect because i am neither of those things

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

Brooo last night was an immersive piece that thrived in an intimate space but lost its magic after transferring to Broadway

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

If you keep me at rehearsal late I will take it upon myself to create the most rancid vibe imaginable until you have no choice but to let us go home.

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

I saw the orange doodlebop perform as Frankie Valli in the hit Broadway musical Jersey Boys

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

Mother nature is no match for my Honda civic

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

I’m such a good actor on the clock that someone just described me as a people person

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

The pure exhilaration I felt in seeing a cow while driving to my job where I see giraffes and rhinos and elephants everyday

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

If I end up in hell it is because I just returned from a two week trip to find that my carbon monoxide detector has been battery replacement chirping in my thin walled apartment for an unknown amount of time

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Unironically

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

Who is the target audience for the 2023 t mobile ad where the cast of scrubs sings a song from the musical oklahoma

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

Wonder if I can get cast as Jenna in waitress if my actors resume is almost exclusively evil dead the musical

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

“Mickey Mouse is supposed to be an Everyman so why don’t I relate to him”

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

i get it

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

@MP13Girl They have a ton of different products but the brand is curlsmith

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

Devastated to report that the $28 shampoo and conditioner work significantly better than the $8 ones

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

@shrekzema After one use I have curly hair again

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

Riding the high of a baby smiling at me and not @suavekebab

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

@MP13Girl Girl that movie was a lot of things but scary was not one of them lol

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

I was apparently so at peace while watching Five Nights at Freddy’s that my watch thought I was asleep

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

@MP13Girl Come visit

[Sarah🖤 @another_sarah_]

I feel so lonely without my check tire pressure light