Alan Johnson

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@AmazingPopPod Well, it was a big Toyota Tundra commercial and it didn’t work.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@Rainmaker1973 This dude is going to LOVE the College experience one day!

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@alx It’s like a Dee Snider lookalike grabbed the wrong outfit and ended up arriving as Gru.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@Surflick How cool is that!?

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@anagenxyz He just looks like a post op tranny truck inbetween Meg Ryan and Hulk Hogan.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@CarlHigbie Well, she will be tucking her tits into her waistband in a month or so, I’ll leave it to the others to go farther than I have.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@nickshirleyy I’d be interested to see who actually owns the building.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@LangmanVince He is turning more and more into the drug tycoon villain, from the Harrison Ford movie “Clear and Present Danger.”

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@catturd2 Yeah she’s a few weeks away from tucking her tits into her waistband.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@entylawyer Benny looks like he would stink and that fro doesn’t look like it’s been washed in decades.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@MrMBB333 You couldn’t find a real photo? Lol

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@DefiantLs Well, she’s nearly at the point where she will be tucking her t!ts in her waistband.. so she’s a different level of sad.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@OliLondonTV The sooner Sam Smith ends up in Goodwill donation bins, the better we will all be for it.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@LaInaMinute I suppose some guys would use a verb like “obliterate” like they would use a superlative like “very” in front of a unit of measurement to connote size.

It’s just not me.

Well, I’m going to head down to Beverly and see if Tommy’s is open.

Beautiful day!

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@TheTimeTraveler You illustrate a true failure of financial literacy that plagues so many people. You’re right $1m isn’t a lot, at $2k a month, that’s 41 years of expenses. We don’t teach young people about money soon enough, and it’s a plague on our houses if we never do.

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@AnimatorBruce “Higher for Hire” I remember that!

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@realdogvibe1 He trusts his humans! Fun furever!

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@LaurenWitzkeDE Section 8 Chimping Behavior

[Alan Johnson @AnotherAJinCA]

@GovMLG I’m sure the Navajo people of the region would disagree with you Governor… or did you forget they existed; AGAIN…?