ampy

I hardly tweet, everyone else is already doing.

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

With Photoshopped image, I nailed the PIB to troll Modi

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

She: Hi
He: Huk Hi Huk Hi Hi
*Blocked*

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

She: Baby, where r u? Ur phone is not reachable
He:
S: Baby
H:
S: betu?
H:
S: he is msging me yr
H: who?
S:
H: who jaan
S:
H: I ll fuck him

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

When someone came to you with a DSLR and you ask them to click a photo of yours

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Normal guy: I luv u too baby😘😘😘
Gym guy: I luv u too baby💪💪🍗🍢

[ampy @anothergudguy]

At an airport and need wifi? Just add "?.jpg" at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive wifi and access the Internet for free.

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Guys on Raksha Bandhan
Pic 1: Normal Guy
Pic 2: Bhai's fan
#Bhairoxx

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Life is getting worse than Uday Chopra

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Ye konsa map hai jaha mai pahucha ni
Guy- sir ye metro ka hai

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

@Madan_Chikna KRK - Dj wale Babu mera gaana chala do

DJ - Chal bhosdi ke, tu iska bhi 2 ghante ka review bana dega
#TrollDJ

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Song: Dheere dheere se meri zindagi mein aana...♪♫

MTNL: Bhai aur kitni dheere aau, tere youtube buffer se pait dukh raha hai
😉😄😋

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

We Indians are that typical if we could see usain bolt running on screen we would shout as 'Bhaag Milkheya Bhaag' :D

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Bahut Bada hai tu, Bahut Akad hai tora mein, dekh kaise ukhadhte hai
(Me to my dick at mornings)

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Why these jobs aint that cool as it seems there
Delivery boy, plumber, professor, tutor, electrician, newspaper boy

Tell me if u knw any

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

In rush of ladies
Guy 1-Delhi puri momo se bhari h
2-ha yr jaha dkho momo hi momo
1-steam wale to bhai
2-ab mai bore ho gya
*both r dead*

[Virender Singh @vickypleeze]

Boy :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

Girl :- 👪👪👫💑

Boy :- मतलब ???

Girl :- "Indrani ...."
😂😂😂😂😂