Pretentious Beer Snob, Esq.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

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@khamenei_ir I’ve broken my X sabbatical to laugh at your gay, dead ass.

🤣 🤣 🤣

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@BarstoolBigCat Delusional.

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@AnatomyNoise @erik_thorvalds Okay, bot.

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@RantyAmyCurtis You have never watched a single game of curling in your life.

You can’t even explain why this would be “cheating.”

But do bleat on, little lamb.

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@Cessnadriver50 @manofbird They’re both heroes.

We are not the same.

TDS has rotted your brain, hoser.

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@christoaivalis No.

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@Pete___Hughes Top 15?!

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@kylejames182 @Sachinettiyil Relax, Karen.

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@rockreborn22 @Sachinettiyil And?

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@paologerbaudo @jdaposs They typically wear ashes throughout the day. Why lie?

You’re the moron here.

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@paologerbaudo Canadian Catholic here: this is normal around these parts.

My kids came home with ashes on their foreheads on Ash Wednesday.

Yeah, these examples are a bit bold/overdone, but pretending this isn’t a common Catholic thing is absurd.

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@MarshaIIZach Manufactured outrage.

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@frankcandi82433 @RichMcHugh Neither of those tournaments featured best-on-best NHL squads. 🙄

Reading comprehension is a thing.

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@stoolpresidente @CurlingCanada The gold tastes sweeter than your manufactured outrage over a tiny infraction.

Cope!

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@Bubblebathgirl Cry more.

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@viledeity_ Congratulations, you have been captured by the machine.

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@frankcandi82433 @RichMcHugh Remind us when Russia last won a best-on-best tournament with NHL stacked teams.

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@MattFinkes @Canada @CurlingCanada I love that this is happening to you.

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@viledeity_ What’s a “sithole”?

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@yvessirae Engagement farming is fun.