Intelligent Idiot

Swangin n thangin. Tweets and Throats. 313-ish.

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

@beckybomb_shell What city is this in? I’m curious about it.

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Wife takes the “Can You Survive as a Man?” test and the urinal quiz almost broke her!

She’s sitting there all confident until the urinal question drops. Starts strong, picks the far one, then spirals into a full mental breakdown calculating who’s gayer and whether she should just walk out. The second the husband points out the entrance/exit rule she finally gets it… after talking herself in circles for a solid minute. Every guy watching already knew the answer in half a second.

Then KD comes up. She goes “kill drive.” Close, but no cigar. Kill/Death ratio. The sacred number every man who’s ever touched a controller has tattooed on his soul.

The public threat assessment question was perfect. When another couple walks by, the correct answer isn’t checking the girl out or living in your own bubble. It’s quietly calculating how much work it would take to put the guy down if he ever became a problem. She nailed that one. Same with the booth seat facing the door. Instant correct. No hesitation.

Only real miss was “flank.” She thought it meant crouch-walking. Nah. You go around, get behind them, and ruin their day. Simple.

These quizzes are gold because they expose the invisible operating system most women never realize is running in the background.

She’s getting better. Still not fluent, but the lightbulbs are starting to click.

Good stuff.

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

@cherridirttx Say word and I’ll be there.

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Twin Movies of the 90’s

Tombstone - Wyatt Earp
Deep Impact - Armageddon
Dante's Peak - Volcano
Antz - A Bug's Life
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Robin Hood
Con Air - Air Force One
Independence Day - Mars Attacks!
The Truman Show - EDtv
Street Fighter - Mortal Kombat
Saving Private Ryan - The Thin Red Line

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

I’m trying to break some backs tonight. I’m on one.

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

Thank Gawd it’s Saturday

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Going from two elite RBs to zero elite RBs is not ideal

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

My girl had been showing me fat asses and my only response has been "Business decisions!"

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

If I'm dreaming, don't wake me.

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

Ok back to nasty threesomes, bye!

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

Patience is a beautiful thing.

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

Child support reduction and an promotion coming up

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

I wanna get my favorite stud pregnant. She deserves it

[Andrew Moser @Andrew_Moser]

@lostwun @Super_Sodiq Taxpayers watching this like 😒

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

You can’t stop the rain

[Intelligent Idiot @anotherlurka]

"God gave Eve the graden of Eden, and she still chose the fruit, coz a woman will turn her back on what she has if you can offer what she wants more."

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

When a stand up comic and a skit comic meet up

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Good Morning Healthy Niggas. Remember, you’re doing good.