B.con

good enough for jazz...

[B.con @anothernameused]

@princess_salem I respect your decision, but baggy pants/shirt combo is superior....imo 🫠

[B.con @anothernameused]

DM for resume

[B.con @anothernameused]

@princess_salem

[B.con @anothernameused]

Friday at @Villaintheater tix available now
#comedy #standup #miamicomedy

[B.con @anothernameused]

#Men all we're good for is sex and jokes. Didn't you get the memo?

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

NYC just built different lmao

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

E.T. Adventure will outlast Twitter.

[777 @bm______01]

did u eat?

ya water

[Junior @originvlity]

When you finally find the right person, but now the wrong person is you

[B.con @anothernameused]

I think my next set will be about life in the service industry #comedian

[B.con @anothernameused]

I can still remember the first time we made love...and the last time.

[B.con @anothernameused]

Wow, what a slow night.

[B.con @anothernameused]

Time for the night shift #workaholic

[B.con @anothernameused]

Fuck i love @joshsdeli #goodfood

[B.con @anothernameused]

I don't know how, but witcher 3 is working again #thankthegods

[B.con @anothernameused]

Do dating apps even work? Or am i just ugly?

[buildinBS @LeonFunking]

Feel like making out and cuddling and sucking some boobs

Unconditionally

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

[B.con @anothernameused]

@princess_salem Thats some bs