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[. @anothershortkid]

@introvertsmemes Alcohol 🤷🏼‍♀️

[. @anothershortkid]

Don’t want people to know the stupid shit you do? Don’t do stupid shit lol

[. @anothershortkid]

I’m a self destructive landslide if you wanna be the hill🎶

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Vermont thank you so much I won’t ever forget that!

[. @anothershortkid]

“A hot dog is just a vehicle for ketchup”-Joben

[. @anothershortkid]

Immaturity. #1 on the list of shit I don’t fuck w anymore lol.

[. @anothershortkid]

@ThaHypeIsReal Next time I’ll ask sav instead 😂sheeeesh

[. @anothershortkid]

Hearing @NoahKahan saying “fuck that, sir” hypothetically to a cop is something I never knew I needed to hear so badly but yet here I am replaying 2:39 of dial drunk over and over 😅

[. @anothershortkid]

@anyabehringer @maegyfunke @NoahKahan My guess is his grandparents, they do talk about Stratford Vt, where he’s from♥️

[. @anothershortkid]

@NoahKahan Dial drunk and call your mom…and you’re gonna go far🥹😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

We sure will

[. @anothershortkid]

But before I go, one final subtweet for old times sake:
The next time you stop in the road outside my house and yell my name for a minute straight at 11pm, you should also throw something at my window. Break it. Make it worth my while. Give me something to file a lawsuit about.

[. @anothershortkid]

I think I’m done w twitter…

[. @anothershortkid]

@NoahKahan “I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror”😂💀🤷🏼‍♀️✨

[. @anothershortkid]

Nobody prepares you for that mid-late twenties crisis you have about starting to look old.
The line from Freaky Friday when they switch bodies now holds more meaning as I look into the mirror😭

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

You asked, we listened!

RT and follow us to enter to win a 2nd custom #13 Swift jersey!

[. @anothershortkid]

I’m lookin more like my mother, I love her to the bone. I know it’s gonna kill on the day she’s called home.
I’ll pour some holy water on the daughter of my own.
And pass my name down before it’s on a headstone 🖤

[. @anothershortkid]

Already accidentally pissed someone off before 7am. Guess I won’t speak to people today😅😅

[. @anothershortkid]

I
I
I
I can’t pardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee