Anoush Durrani

Just an unhinged brown girl trying to heal in a dis- functional world 🌎

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Writing wedding speeches is a 2 am flex

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Living life in shades of pink 💕

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Tim Hortons iced coffee so good, I questioned if I was even at Tim Hortons

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I don’t care about the chemicals, I care about the calories

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Weighed in at a decent weight, took two sips of water and now I’m obese

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the urge to quit everything and just fucking die

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buying a new book when you have a stack of twenty unread ones at home isn't a bad habit, it is simply funding your domestic library aesthetic.

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I think about the Costco cheese slice more than I think about my life decisions

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Is it unhinged to have a slice of Costco cheese pizza for breakfast?

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Cannon life event vs. Candid life event

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Watching Vampire Diaries for the first time is a cannon life event 🧛🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️

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I’m a simp for @costcocanada cheese pizza slice 🍕

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I don’t think my ego can take this (in the best way)

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In my villain era

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Being a good person doesn’t mean you always have to be nicest person.

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I would treat myself but I’ve never deprived myself of anything…. anyways cake it is 🍰

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I was sad, then I took a nap and then I tweeted about it.

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And just like that on a Monday afternoon at 5 pm it was over.

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If you forgot about me, you can forget about our relationship too.

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I’m just a girly that wishes a man would love me like my girlfriends do 😌