ANGIE NICOLE

24 | ♓︎ | pa | she/her

[sylvie ⚢ ☥ @femmepyr]

they added another layer to hell and it’s called being a lesbian during pride month

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus

[Claver_Jake_xrpI @Claverjake_1xrp]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 26 cookies

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[𐙚claudia | TVL spoilers @irlclaudia]

i gotta stop applying to everything on indeed i have an interview with a vampire tomorrow

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[ly @tootsietoes22]

stop Calling yourself a bottom you are 14 and Need to finish the To Kill Mocking bird chapter 12-15 analysis Questions

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

fatass friend recognized the chip brand my friend was eating in a call by the crunch i am friends with literal celestial beings

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[fishious @fishquichee]

Youre telling me a flea runs this market