Drew 🐀

6'2 in height and spite

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

Can you guys actually like my tweets then smh

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

SAGITTARIANS OUR TIME IS NOW

[Puds @havingalaugh]

posting a single "lol" in the groupchat while everyone's riffing

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m hungover”
- Lame
- Big deal
- Get off the couch

“The gods have punished me for my indulgences”
- Oh damn
- That sounds serious
- Shall I prepare a healing poultice?

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

@poyotimebaby no need to force bby

[jt @JayTeeT0dd]

Veteran’s Day

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

LMAOOOO Okay but Rufus's part lowkey slaps

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

Never doing karaoke with a gay again we did the new carly rae jepsen song and I had to be rufus wainwright -__-

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Sadly this is probably someone I know intimately

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

#sebulbasaturday

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Jack Dailey Barnes @JDBJDBJDB_]

The thing about romanticizing sitcom friend group hangouts (Eric’s basement, Central Perk) is that they don’t exist anymore. The epicenter of friendship is no longer physical, it’s in your groupchat called “cunty little babies 👶🏼” or something like that

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

@poyotimebaby u get some eels

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

@poyotimebaby the guy who built an eel pit under his house

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

@poyotimebaby follow them and the eel pit guy

[Austin Eruption @AustinEruption]

New sticker for the desktop. Bucsune Miku.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Alien vs predator

[Sencchi 🌸 @s3ncchi]

I smelt that zaza🥬🌸