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Really?

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*Meets new person*

He asks, "So what's your name?"

"My names Ang....and what was the second question?"

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"Ponce de Leon? Wasn't he an artist?"

"Ang he's the one that discovered Florida"

"Oh I was thinking of Roy G Bv"

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"I'm trying to be more mysterious..."

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"I need to turn off this fan, it's making my leg hairs grow."

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"Is Europe in Italy?"

[ky @KyliePorfidio]

*Ang making chocolate covered popcorn*

Me: Isn't that called zebra popcorn?

Ang: No it's called good as crap

Well shoot

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[angelique quillen @AngQ96]

When you're not at the scheduling meeting but the 2nd years think they are funny 😒😑 HA. #YouGuysAreSOFunny @Nlleadership

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"Having FUN is SO FUN" @AngQ96

[ky @KyliePorfidio]

A: it's survival of the fittest over here & im living paycheck by paycheck

A's mom: U don't even have a paycheck

A: EXACTLY

😂 @anqquotes

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"I feel like this is more of a fiesta than a party...

oh wait, isn't fiesta spanish for party?"

[ky @KyliePorfidio]

*playing heads up*

- accents & impressions -

Word: yoda

@AngQ96: *howls*

WHY?? 😂😂😂

@anqquotes

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"What are you dressed as?"

"The Basket Case from the Breakfast Club!"

"Where's your basket??"

[Tayliana DeBusk @Tayli97]

"Is that the mashed potatoes?"
"No. That's the hand drive! Are you kidding me?"
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"So there was blue powder on my car battery and I tried blowing it off and accidentally inhaled it! My throat started burning!"

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"Ang can you look up Halloween themed games?"

"Hmm yeah I'll look some up"

*sends this*

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"I just LOVE stretching"

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*fred starts yawning*

*ang thinks it's Josh*

"WOW. Impressive. You don't even open your mouth!"

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*starts speaking gibberish*

"Ang, what are you doing?!?!"

"I'm just trying to get in the conversation!"

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*starts getting tickled on stomach*

"Stop, stop! MY ANKLE"

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"Ang you're starting to pee!!"

"No I'm not!"

*double checks*

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*flushed toilet*

A: "I had no idea how to flush the toilet with that fedora thing!"

"You mean a bidet??"