Grampire Weekend

I'm a lady, I do ladies' things. she/they

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

My review of Mamma Mia 2: we missed the showing and went to Taco Bell instead.

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

NYC highlights thus far: seeing the SAG-AFTRA strike in person, the Starbucks Reserve Roastery, and my only celebrity sighting @MikeHanford

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

Just found out, because I am an unmarried spinster, that Granny's plan, in the event of my untimely demise, was to have me cremated and buried between her and Grandad ... in OKLAHOMA! I thought she loved me

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

@BrieHubble It's probably for the best. This place is hella dumb.

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

@ryanqnorth Good thing you were both bREADY

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

I once held a snake in a bar. This is not a euphemism.

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

What is a period but "a little problem with colonialism" anyway?

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

My niece (7) is trying to think of a song:
- it has a w in it
- it's not by Imagine Dragons
- it's about someone's life, maybe?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me all me at 3am
day looking at clothes

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

Ya ever serenade your boyfriend late at night with Reliant K songs after making one too many Charles in Charge jokes? No? Just me? Yeah, that's fair ...

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

My roommate and I got into an argument about how many srirachas are in a can of beans

A 🤖 wrote this for me: https://t.co/cYX33tMTmT 🤯

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

3 hours of sleep is 3 hours of not enough

A 🤖 wrote this for me: https://t.co/cYX33u4uLt 🤯

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

Also, I just realized I never tweeted this, but Joan Didion died.

A 🤖 wrote this for me: https://t.co/cYX33u4uLt 🤯

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

The hardest thing about being 35 is realizing that there are 7 years of your life that you spent not knowing you were

A 🤖 wrote this for me: https://t.co/cYX33u4uLt 🤯

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

My brain is so full of thoughts, I can barely think

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[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

It was over 2 hours ago! I mean, I know it's a Monday but it's Halloween!!

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

I bought a Costco bag of candy for 2 whole kids to show up because the dumb town is giving full size bars out at Downtown Trick or Treat

[Jess Fink🌈🔥🍉 @JessFink]

I think if you're a person who has PTSD from a really bad messed up childhood, you should be able to call in sick for the rest of your life. I think that's fair!!

[Grampire Weekend @anrobin]

Adventures in Teenage Boy Metabolism: ate dinner, went out for dessert, returned home to one boy eating ramen, which lead to other boy making ramen