Monkey Moments

The horror,
The horror

[Monkey Moments @anshubtle]

Note to self for 2026:

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Watching this every morning to get hyped and evil

[JohnnyTsunami 🇧🇦🇧🇦 @CzeKacpi]

Niech ten mundial sie kurwa nie kończy

[Buscetta @Bu_scetta]

L'allenatore del Capo Verde ha la faccia di uno che ha messo su una catena di ristoranti di pollo fritto ad Albuquerque come copertura per il suo impero del narcotraffico di metanfetamina

[Rimmy @Rimmy_Downunder]

Huh, turns out there was a Kiwi spying for Japan in Malaya, WW2. He was held in Singapore but when the Japanese got closer, this stupid loser starts to taunt his guards that soon he'd be free and they prisoners

So they just took him to the harbour and shot him in the head lmao

[big t @pureuranium]

this scene right here means more than anything the fake “preserve the beautiful game” movement has to say

[Elaine Xu @ElaineYiningXu]

I have a suspicion that Chinese people's dislike/hate the Japanese has something to do with the fact that Japan invaded and killed millions of Chinese people. The anti-Japanese education you refer to is just history lessons, maybe you should learn some too.

[バター鮭子🐟 @gui_bata814]

いいですか、世界のサッカーファンの皆さん！日本人男性は日本人女性がいる場では掃除や片付けを一切やらないくせに、こういうときだけ張り切って片付けます！騙されないで！！！

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[Agustín Muzzu @AgustinMuzzu]

Rodri, capitán de España, salió a quejarse del planteo de Cabo Verde porque "muy rápido se metieron atrás. Y que querés que hagan? Lo que te conviene a vos? El llorar por lo que hace el otro es de lo peor que tiene el fútbol. Miren para adentro viejo

[非国民おじさん @bob_hoffman_jp]

日本人の「民度」は、白人に見られているかどうかで決まる。

[jan @smerkinkones]

Europeans can’t comprehend the beers you’ve imported from Europe ?

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

"championship playoffs..." gay comms staffer disease knows no party

[Rishabh @jokebazz]

Ab kitna fayda ho raha per day voh bhi tweet karo puri sahab

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨⚽🇮🇷 BREAKING —

Iranian World Cup Star Taremi:

“Well, since no one asked a football question, we are playing against a good team from New Zealand. I hope it’s a very good game.

Sorry, it was just political. You have to go to another city for this political press conference.”

[RichaChadha @RichaChadha]

Indians can’t afford data centres 🥺

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The peril of labeling direct government spending “wasteful” at face value is that cutting a $15 million annual screwworm monitoring program will now cost $1 billion to address in its absence.

[とりかわ𓅪 @yukky115]

家庭では世界トップレベルに家事と育児をやらない日本人男性が、ワールドカップ観戦では崇高な面持ちでゴミ集めは出来るの、まじでなんなんだろうな。

[Ban @BanButterfly]

Los gringos bombardearan una escuela de tu país, matando niños inocentes y luego te acusara de terrorista por ir a jugar un partido de futbol

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

this fiasco will be remembered as one of the single most disastrous chapters of American history. we gained nothing, butchered scores of US soldiers & Iranian schoolgirls, cratered the global economy, alienated all our allies, and taught the mullahs they possess an economic nuke

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I agree that expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake. Belgium, a nation that has never won the World Cup or Euros is playing against 7 time African Champions, Egypt.