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[ian ✪ @anslem_2]

I'm a graphic designer. If you ever need any services, feel free to contact me

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

A friend of mine has been crushing on a certain girl and has actually gone on a date twice with her. I would say they are in a talking stage. Last week he saw a pic of the girl where she was in Cape town. He asked her, “I didn’t know you were in Cape town. Who did you go with?”
She said, “Anzanu a ndalama atitengerako”. And he just found out she went with a married man. He hasn’t been okay this whole week!

[ian ✪ @anslem_2]

Where can I get my academic documents certified in Lilongwe?

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Nkhani yama points imandibhowa, bola Ndili Ndi degree.

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Degree ya pass.
Ma Supp anga 4.
No repeat, thank God.
Zosovaso ndimalakwa.
Mowa was a habit.

But guess what? I secured a Job. Hustle ndimamenya. Mulungu samakhala kwanu, galu iwe.

Congratulations Iness! Greatest and honest caption of all time.🤣🙌🏾🔥

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[ian ✪ @anslem_2]

Achimwene do you know that purchasing the other two package (the one that costs K9,000 ) is was cheaper than purchasing the one you are having right now ,

I asked how she said if you buy two (the 9K one ) the total cost will be 18K , while the one I was having cost K17,500.....

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think genuine people often assume everyone else is genuine too.

[HOPKINS @Hopemalopa]

A police nawo zabwino amazifuna ...

[Nicole😁 @kamanga_ni34163]

Ndiguleni chonde😭😭 readily available
Area 49, Lilongwe
Rolex 80K, DW large 70k, DW small 60k

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Anakuchita bwino, inu mwaiwala kut ndili first year munandilanda bottle la wine with your friend Vesho. I was with my then girlfriend munamuwuzaso kut she should stop giving me head ndiwaukulu kale.

[@purplehearts💜 @callunaenthusia]

Ati "sometimes you just have yo let go" , let go chan munthu ndikumufuna?😭😂🙌

[27. @dimvji]

took a lot of anger to become this calm

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

Tough economy to date a hun who doesn’t like you. No one taxes you like a hun who doesn’t like you bro😭😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love quality time, it really does not matter what we are doing, i just want to spend time with you.

[Shumba✝️ @Astro_Shumba]

Ndikudya ngati nduna chaka chino.

[🚫 Do not disturb 🚫 @Lexaz_Lexaz]

If you haven't smashed yet this year retweet.

[ian ✪ @anslem_2]

Balloon Day 🎂🎂

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

For sex? Yes.

For commitment? 😂😂😂😂

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

We try again today.🚀💪🏾🙏🏾
a moving man will meet his luck 🥀