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[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

An entire generation under the age of 30 is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them

Society is not ready for the consequences of this. A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch it burn

[⊙⊝⊜ @hobikive]

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

[girl who loves @peachpantheress]

when i was a kid i used to think when rappers did features that meant they were in the studio together i was so flabbergasted when i found out they just send versus thru email

[PHABO 🧸 @whoisphabo]

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

[💌 @maroonaprils]

max greenfield pinching his nose for dear life to not laugh sends me all the time

[valencia @thegrandeismine]

can someone spell the sound this makes

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

one direction songs slap so hard i am so sorry to people who just do not get it

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[bunny @fadedbunny]

just made a man feel worthless

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there