ansley b

she/her

[weston @Wes10]

Need frozen
Need frozen yogurt

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

some barbie is walking around like this in barbie land

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!🌾😄 #FunnyFarmJokes #StandOutScarecrow

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

@trixiemattel i eated it

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

screaming, crying, throwing up. i cant wait

[Netflix @netflix]

Your first look at Penelope and Colin in Bridgerton Season 3 has arrived. #TUDUM

[𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓪(๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ @pixiespitz]

anytime i step foot into a thrift store and see three mfs who look like this it becomes a competition

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

jeffree star going off about colleen while being friends with shane still… like don’t you have yaks to feed? what are we doing here

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

this shirt makes him look like a roblox character

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kanye West and his new wife Bianca Censori spotted out on another date 📸

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

her taking paris and glitch off the record is soooo funny. girl just hit him with your car

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

why are they called “soft” drinks. one sip of diet coke makes me burp so hard it cuts diamonds

[trash jones @jzux]

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

why did they not call it “a quieter place” like that’s so much funnier than just “part 2”

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

i really want to become an industry plant. not to make bad music but i just want someone to pay for me to show up places and gaslight people into making me famous. and i’m just there.

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

we have black swan at home

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

“women belong in the kitchen”

yes shaun and i can totally see you in the mines and field you’re so right.

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

he is just a white man

[em @prior_parker]

so many kids love and are so connected to the 1975 because matty healy isn't the perfect good guy, he's the unreliable narrative that reminds us of ourselves and we find comfort in it

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m on my A game right now”

-me on my C or D game at best

[ansley b @ansleybeaton]

@JessicaLacoe sorry it was me

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

uh-oh, i'm fallin' in love
oh no, i'm fallin' in love again

[the life of a show(sar) ❤️‍🔥 @oohlookwhatyou]

I don’t care if all 13 Midnights tracks are glitter gel pen lyrics. Taylor wrote “now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon,” so now she gets a pass to write whatever nonsense she wants for the rest of time.