anso

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

And fuck that little hippo too

[SIDEPIECE 💋 @youasidepiece]

your soulmate IS at the afters

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

They’re defrosting

[kida @kidasnow]

slept at 1am instead of 4am

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i’m capable of when i give it my all

[𝖄𝖀𝕹𝕮 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔 (龍王) @boononyou]

its sickening how the british force their children to do the accent too

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"I prefer dark chocolate"

Totally valid, delic-

"Milk chocolate is just too sweet 😥😝"

Ok now get over yourself. Like a child pretending to be a grownup. What happened to the light that was once in you. When was the last time you felt true mirth. Go find a shape in the clouds

[beatriz ☆ @margotsprestige]

that’s the director, writer & star of “make a vodka sauce pasta with me because im grounded because i tried to charter a helicopter from new york to maryland on my dad's credit card because i wanted to have dinner with my camp friend” put some respect on her name!!!

[AR4 @ar4oluwa]

i love loverboys. top tier.
rest of you should be in the zoo

[onion person @CantEverDie]

why does womens basketball and other womens sports have women cheerleaders. they should have male cheerleaders with slutty little waists

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey come over we’re finding the beauty in everything. yes even in the mundane

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The damage prestige shows have done to television is immeasurable. Everybody wants to make an 8-episode slogfest. Get your fucking ass up and make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show. It seems like nobody wants to make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show these days.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

I’m a Bloody Mary truther I love cold alcoholic soup feel free to jot that down

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious