dongwater

im actually really famous

[dongwater @ant1quity]

Me? Yea im doing fine. Yea i just gotta get to the bottom of it. The bottom of what? Well yknow, it. I have to get to the bottom of it. Im not doing anything else im not running im not distracting im getting to the bottom of it. What’s it? Well, what’s it to you?

[dongwater @ant1quity]

GODDDDD IS REALLLLL GOD IS REALLLLL IM NOT KIDDING GOD IS ACTUALLY REAL IM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS I WOULDNT JOKE ABOUT THIS THIS TIME

[dongwater @ant1quity]

It really is true, Dong always wins. Tell your fucking friends and then warn them right after.

[dongwater @ant1quity]

dinner should be salami straight from the fridge no bread all fingers

[dongwater @ant1quity]

the only reason to have abs is so when you are supposed to be sad you can instead look in the mirror and jerk off

[dongwater @ant1quity]

objectively i should be down and out, depressed, worried, scared even. but no, i have become too shredded and handsome to even begin to figure out how to care. i have a covenant and it hasn’t failed me yet, why doubt now, man of faith?

[dongwater @ant1quity]

Nevermind, My Sweet Lord Knows Dong Has to Always Win in The End

[dongwater @ant1quity]

Me and God have a fun game of Cat and Mouse going but eventually it will ruin me.

[dongwater @ant1quity]

@ObtainerOf my local smoke shop is open 24 hours and doubles as a hookah/kava lounge. there is a different person nodding off on the couches everytime i am there

[dongwater @ant1quity]

@LuckySevenMoon @Blu_Hef57 @leocondra @bronxharlot never been outside before?

[dongwater @ant1quity]

i only use instagram reels to send them to my friends

[dongwater @ant1quity]

i’d like to think that some sort of government agency has my name on a list somewhere and is actively studying me

[dongwater @ant1quity]

Dongwater Explosion Chamber (positive)

[dongwater @ant1quity]

yup!

[dongwater @ant1quity]

im in for a strange night

[dongwater @ant1quity]

im in for a strange night

[dongwater @ant1quity]

as an amateur paranoiac its a shame im not remarkable enough yet to be gangstalked

[dongwater @ant1quity]

it’s never too late to get Bobular

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[dongwater @ant1quity]

so weird

[dongwater @ant1quity]

fox is a fucking moron lmao

[dongwater @ant1quity]

@swagriculture_

[dongwater @ant1quity]

@celinedionysus_ this is wrong