Ant Walton

Heard in the corridors. Sometimes of my mind.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@FNBSA #FNBnavLife

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@fnbsa #FNBnavLife

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

FYI to all that @DStv is offering a free month of streaming and it’s UTTER BS. Don’t make mistake I did and pay. And definitely don’t try their online chat customer “service”. Beyond a joke @DStvCare farcical.

[Ben Karpinski @followthebounce]

With the All Blacks on fire at the moment, I just wanted to ask one important question.

Did @MattP555 go to New Zealand on a gap year in 1996?

#SSrugby

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@FNBSA I still can’t access my homeloan. Same question all your “service” agents dodge - are you going to cover the fees when my debit orders bounce?

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@FNBSA you should just permanently change “Service Suite” to “Transfer Suite”. Would be far less like lying.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

Hello Mr Walton.

I trust you are well.

Kindly note there are system maintenance underway.

Kindly try again after 8am.

Nice to know that @FNBSA sleeps in while we try work.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@FNBSA are you ever planning to finish your system maintenance so I can transfer some money or are you going to cover my fees??

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

Hey @Tracker_SA my customer service requests and emails go unanswered, your call centre cuts me off. How exactly to I get some customer service?

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@virginactiveSA Yup. Sigh. The irony of dropping the ball, guys.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@BTGamesStores failing miserably at customer service at Cavendish. Painfully slow, backwards and dumb collection system, plus only one poor staff member. People queuing for close to 60 minutes just to get a pre-order.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

So after emailing @Afrihost repeatedly just to try to pay them, my account gets suspended. Slow clap for your customer service. Make your clients want to leave you because of the pain of trying to stay with you. #idiotic

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

Ah. @Ryanair. What an absolute bunch of poes naaiers.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

My customer service experience thus far with @NETGEARhelp has been utterly appalling @NETGEAR

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

Geez, @WeBuyCars_SA how lacking in respect for a @Blitzboks jersey is your hideously huge branding? It’s like staring at a bad face tattoo. Tell your marketing head that they shouldn’t treat national sports people like cereal boxes.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@FNBSA having one person collecting biometric data at your Somerset Road Cape Town branch is not the service your customers deserve.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

So gentlemen of @TheRugbyPod (and @jimhamilton4 ). Do you think Warren Gatland is having a quiet chuckle after Finn’s performance on Saturday?

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@RSAWEB between your maimed accounts department, dysfunctional WhatsApp service and pointless ticketing system, you truly do have abysmal customer service.

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@RSAWEB it seems that it’s easier for me to move ISPs than actually pay you. Please can you sort out your archaic debtors department and get a manager to contact me?!?

[Ant Walton @ant_walton]

@cluckhoff @miss_moss All done?