uranium doe olivetta 🍉

22 it/its, minors dni | nonverbal haunted deer

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

u can toast some sandwich bread u like in a little bit of olive oil and put a little pesto on it btw. you can also put a baloney or a salami and some cheese on it. you could even make a sanwich

[🔞 yukiiiii @yukigloom]

everybody talks about problematic size difference until they gotta readjust their car mirrors

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@shybl00dsukr i felt like i found the holy grail this might be my last pre t pic ever

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

its better than magic its actually life saving medicine tbh

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

the gay baby into post transition riddler pipeline

[Charz ⦻💚🔪 || Jeff tk’s husband of POOPTWT @loyallikeadog_]

White people be like “I had a Jeff the killer birthday cake”

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@Killdeerrr its a fake circlejerk unless there are an infinite number of sides one jerker each

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@polypocketknife moreno valley vs elsinore:

[말랭이 @malrang_s_]

처음 맛본 바닷물이 너무 짰는지 콧잔등이 찌그러져 버렸어

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@Killdeerrr i think scrib and the prime 1 lumigek would be such good friends

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

don't push the pee girls away bro who else will remind you to drink water

[dracula @lowkeydracula]

jeff the killer works from home

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@undeadsull arrowhead is still pretty good but like thats not far removed from san bernardino tap water if i wanted some i can go to my friends house and turn on the sink

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

i used to date this girl in the poland spring zone and she had to physically stop me from hauling a fuckton of it home to california and tell me it was a bad idea and i felt like a kicked dog

[vivian @vivian39_]

why is "Deer Park" Good but "Ice Mountain" disgusting despite literally being in the same bottles and sold by the same company

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@Amelia2Hats the bottled water industry is less than useless + every one of these were nestlé products until a few years ago + i woke up in a cold sweat realizing because of my xeet some sucker might go and pay more of a premium for poland springs than they already would be by buying it local

[🔞 yukiiiii @yukigloom]

keep you just for myself 🖤

"yandere" feat. @okiedokiemari

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@jinxmoney512 poland spring is awesome, she was stopping me because going out of my way to ship a specific bottled water to me because it tastes a little better than my regional one wouldve been kind of ludicrous

[Killer Rap Battles @killerrapbattle]

You won't get to heaven by looking real good.

[uranium doe olivetta 🍉 @antarctic_deer]

@LizIsSmellie herobrine makes you ugly...

[family guy posts @familyguypostz]

i got the idea from... from well from while i was smoking pot, anybody else who likes pot, reach for my joint!