AntonelloBelotti

[BleepingComputer @BleepinComputer]

RedHook Android malware now uses Wireless ADB for shell access
https://t.co/JG4yMoYOMm

https://t.co/JG4yMoYOMm

[Novak Djokovic @DjokerNole]

Wimbledon, I have no words. Another epic fortnight at SW19. Thank you for your support, your energy, I appreciate it.

Respect to @janniksin on a masterful performance 👏. Good luck for the final.

See you soon ❤️

[Dr. Barbara Balanzoni 🇷🇺 @barbarab1974]

Vannacci può serenamente andare a fare in culo

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Expert doctor" just spent 5 minutes in the Senate avoiding answering if MEN can get pregnant. Yes, biological men.

This is a must watch:

[trazalca @trazalcone]

@fmollicone @andst7 Molto grave che un esponente del governo come lei non conosca il funzionamento della rete, provvedimenti come questo non combattono nulla, ci rendono solo ridicoli verso io resto del mondo ed impediscono investimenti importanti che andranno altrove. Mi vergogno per voi....

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Cristina Wonder @Wondercri1982]

https://t.co/sYErml8NQ1

BlackRock e il software Aladdin

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

#MoonLanding

[lisameyer🏥🌈⚡️ @lisameyerildra1]

Meritate di vedere Sabina Guzzanti che imita Meloni 🚀

[Sabrina F. @itsmeback_]

Una femminista liberal torna indietro nel tempo per uccidere Hitler, ma qualcosa non va come previsto...

Un video esilarante, trovato da Alex e dal team del canale di https://t.co/1RMxwxnBSj
sottotitolato da @KasperReloaded
https://t.co/2LIdIefbYG

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[@CesareSacchetti @CesareSacchetti]

C'è una sorta di blackout mediatico sull'incidente d'auto che ha visto coinvolto il giornalista di @TgLa7, Francesco Magnani. Magnani è sceso dall'auto e ha iniziato a gridare "viva le Brigate Rosse". Alcune pagine scrivono che avrebbe anche minacciato i sanitari giunti sul posto e offerto droga ai presenti. I media mainstream hanno completamente insabbiato questa storia.
https://t.co/wExyrfSVoP

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇱🇺🇸 I think ISRAEL ASSASSINATED CHARLIE KIRK

Now they’re claiming they found a tranny’s gun — kind of like how they found an Arab’s passport at Tower 7…

[Cristina Wonder @Wondercri1982]

Sotto giuramento alla commissione del Senato il dottor Robert Sullivan conferma:

"La tecnologia mRNA non è un vaccino, ma una piattaforma sperimentale di modificazione genetica."

"Loro lo sapevano"
SUB. ITALIANO

[ᒍIᗰᗰY @HellenicAussie]

🚨🇦🇺 👀👇🏻
”Right now the west has an identity crisis”

[CALCIATORI BRUTTI @CB_Ignoranza]

L’ITALIA È CAMPIONE DEL MONDO DI VOLLEY 🏐🏆

Le ragazze guidate da Julio Velasco ci hanno di nuovo fatto sognare, urlare, godere, confermandosi le più forti del Mondo. Oggi, il cielo è ancor più azzurro sopra Bangkok 💙

GRAZIE RAGAZZE 🇮🇹

[Fely @Felyorfelix]

La Costituzione Italiana? Non è nata come ce la racconta Roberto Benigni!
#Cossiga sardo di cui andare fieri

[The Real Mr Bench @therealmrbench]

When satire from 2013 becomes reality in 2025.

[HebatAura @Hebatul70779908]

@realDonaldTrump Good goy

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Ain’t no way.

Sometimes wonder who looks into all these coincidences.

[🌐geopolitics in the picture @geogeolite]

"Even the birds have had enough"