I think the Amazon algorithm might be broken. The last book I bought was To Be Someone by @iandstone Now they're recommending The Meaning of Mariah Carey?!?
I just tried to text "miserere nobis" to a friend (don't ask why) and predictive text changed it to "miserere knobs" This is my favourite thing that has happened today... and possibly ever.
I have been dog-sitting for a 9 month old puppy for the last two weeks. He has destroyed one sleeping bag, many towels, countless shoes, the garden, two bins, three pairs of trousers, one pair of glasses... and any desire I ever had to get a puppy.
@ComedyAt_ at The Wheatsheaf in Tooting tomorrow night. @angelcomedy in (you guessed it) Angel on Friday. It's less of a world tour, more a Northern Line tour.