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[Afonso Borges @afonsoborges]

Dia histórico para o jornalismo brasileiro. Lorem Ipsum na capa da Folha de São Paulo. Quase inacreditável. Mas eu não me surpreendo. A.

[Penélope Moreira @YviCarneiro]

Desmintam, se forem capazes

[Senatorinho @Senatorinho]

@ICLNoticias

[Financial Times @FT]

The upcoming movie about Brazil’s former leader, timed to coincide with a presidential run by the hard-right populist’s son, is descending into a comedy of errors. https://t.co/lmYncWJMzN

[eve @evertonczz]

eu gostaria de nunca mais precisar ouvir os nomes: neymar e bolsonaro

[Victor Garcia @toninhodocall]

Coloquei uma música, espero não ser processado.

[Kriska Carvalho @KriskaCarvalho]

Essa fala do Haddad no Flow é muito esclarecedora. A gente precisa ouvir mais o Haddad.

O que ele aponta é gravíssimo: Vorcaro teria desviado pelo menos R$ 40 bilhões do Banco Master. Era dinheiro de investidores, que saiu do banco por meio de operações que deixaram rastros. E agora estamos vendo que parte desse dinheiro teria chegado à família Bolsonaro.

E tem um ponto que não dá para ignorar: o Banco Master cresceu e operou livremente durante o governo Bolsonaro, sob a gestão de Campos Neto no Banco Central. Só depois da troca no comando do BC é que esse escândalo foi descoberto.

Como disse Haddad, o estrago do Banco Master ainda vai levar anos para ser entendido. É mais uma tragédia da era Bolsonaro, como foi a pandemia, a educação, a democracia e tantas outras áreas destruídas pelo bolsonarismo.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

If I had to think of one of the boldest lies told to the public, one of them would be:

"we found the passports of the attackers in the rubble at ground zero"

[Jose de Abreu @Zedeabreu]

Quem diria; quem enterra de vez a família Bolsonaro é um filme. A Cultura, com Mario Frias fazendo papel de bandido. A vida se auto explica.

[Bruno Guzzo® @brunoguzzo]

Flávio Bolsonaro ao vivo na GloboNews, sendo massacrado pelos jornalistas e prestes a chorar. ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

[Drew Crawford @drewcrawford_]

Brazil's Pix processes 6-7 billion transactions per month.

Venmo, CashApp, and Zelle combined don't come close.

India's UPI took six years and eight months to reach 8 billion monthly transactions.

Brazil got there in five.

170 million Brazilians use Pix.

That's 93% of the adult population.

Merchant fees average 0.33% (cards charge 2-5%).

Transactions settle in seconds.

On December 20, 2024, the system processed 252.1 million transactions in a single day.

That one day exceeds the entire monthly volume of most European instant payment systems.

Then they built Open Finance on top of it. 60+ million active data-sharing consents.

Four times the API volume of the UK's Open Banking.

Nubank (built entirely on this public infrastructure) now serves 110 million customers, posted $895 million in quarterly profit, and carries an $85 billion valuation.

The most valuable financial institution in Latin America was founded 13 years ago by three people with no bank.

The Fed launched FedNow three years after Pix. Adoption remains minimal.

The US has no Open Finance mandate.

No active CBDC pilot.

Brazil is two full technology cycles ahead of the United States in public financial infrastructure.

The next time someone tells you Brazil is a "risky emerging market," ask them if they know what Pix is.

Read more here:
https://t.co/R8eWsrQi7i

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

New camera angle from the Trump assassination scene has emerged with the strongest evidence supporting the claim that his assassination attempt was staged with the help of the Secret Service.

2026 is the year everything we thought was a conspiracy is turning to WHAT??!!

[Freedom Memes @FreedomMemesIRL]

Video #3: Buzz Aldrin really sounds like he’s saying we didn’t land on the moon.
Three strikes. You’re out.

[Freedom Memes @FreedomMemesIRL]

Conan: “We watched you guys land on the moon.”
Buzz: “No, you didn’t.”
Conan: ????
Buzz: “You watched animation.”

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what Oracle just did..

they fired 30,000 people.. via 6 AM email.. while reporting a 95% increase in net income last quarter..

Oracle isn't a struggling company .. Oracle made MORE money than ever.. and still fired 30,000 people because they're spending $156 billion on AI data centres instead..

and Larry Ellison.. the guy who just fired 30,000 families.. is worth $200 billion.. the 3rd richest person on earth.. he owns an entire Hawaiian island.. Lanai.. 98% of it.. bought it for $300 million like it was a vacation home..

this is the same playbook every single time..

IBM fired 7,800 and replaced them with AI in 2023.. Amazon cut 27,000 the same year while reporting record revenue.. Atlassian cut thousands while profits climbed.. Google laid off 12,000 while sitting on $100 billion in cash..

they told you to learn to code.. you learned to code.. they told you to upskill.. you upskilled.. and then they replaced you with the thing you helped build and sent the termination letter before you woke up..

the company made record profits and decided the reward for that was firing the people who made it happen.

[acervo tv @acervotv]

compilado da atriz christiane torloni chiando e assobiando ao começar a falar

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

So anyway, I figured out that UFO thing.

The United States solved gravity decades ago, it's connected to electromagnetism via an extra dimension.

Tesla was right but Einstein was right too. There is an Aether and relativity allows for particle accelerators to produce real local 'gravity' effects. Like how we were afraid the LHC was going to make a black hole.

This physics makes fusion reactors trivial. The orbs you're seeing flying around are dense plasma self organized by its own electromagnetic fields, with fusion happening for energy production.

They are also linear particle accelerators that build up huge amounts of energy and use the byproducts for thrust. Like a mobile waterfall of plasma.

It's a hyper efficient design that utilizes the properties of plasma sheaths for next level aerial capabilities such as 360 degree movement.

These dense balls of energy soften spacetime. Make it easier to produce a bridge, or tunnel instantly between two points.

The geometric patterns, equilateral triangle specifically has a purpose. At the center there is a null zone where all the electromagnetic fields cancel out. That's the safe spot for your wormhole/warp drive.

I don't know who figured out spinning them around to help soften spacetime further, or converging them to exponentially amplify energy, but bravo. You just made a wormhole.

You do need a destination though. Since everything is electromagnetic, the answer must be a counter force to the originating wormhole. 3 orbs +1 or 3 orbs + 3.

Aliens? Sure yeah they're all real. Did you miss the part where I said we can make a wormhole? Also, this means energy is free btw.

Bonus: Cold fusion was real, the Aether aka zero point energy is the outside source of the excess heat measured. Transmission resonance model explains why it only sometimes happened.

Randell Mills of Brilliant Light Power has the experimental proof. His calorimetry data shows excess that cannot be explained by chemistry. He's just wrong it's not hydrinos, spacetime is being manipulated on via relativistic effects on tiny scales.

Look at his data, it's peer reviewed and undeniable. Academia doesn't want to accept it because it proves them wrong.

Have a good day.

[nando @antenando]

@nxmalvadeza Bonjour hi.

[UK Back in the Day @UKBackintheDay2]

30 years ago today…

The Prodigy unleashed this masterpiece…

[Project Gravitaur @gravitaur]

S4: The Bob Lazar Story - Release Trailer (2026)

https://t.co/38qDCbaSOS