Alfonso LeAlcala IIl

Home remodeler. Anthem & country music singer. Conservative thinker with compassion for the inane.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@kyledcheney With all due respect if you're going to use the adjective fucking to modify the noun God please don't capitalize God. And at least try to obscure your vulgarity and blasphemy. I've lost my respect to your submissions.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@HynkaA @snodgrass_35384 @JoJoFromJerz Awwe. You're angry. Xanax in your portfolio?

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@rantsbyme007 @FracSpread @Geniustechw Your Math teachers were too busy teaching you that two dicks touching is normal and equals one.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@marlene4719 Stay in Canada. If we had to fight the Chinese or anybody else we wouldn't trust you at the front line. You don't look half as tough as you think you sound. Go sit in a bowl of oatmeal and nurse your wound, which is your back speaking orifice. Clown b****

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@Michaelm01977 @JoJoFromJerz I think it's more like with those buggy eyes she's not that cute and the boys won't play with her. She probably stinks, if you know what I mean.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@Shane_Alan_Wood @JoJoFromJerz Not only that, but when they look pathetic and homely like 90% of them it's almost as if they were dealt no face cards at all. Two through nine. And this JoJo chick adores Biden and Obama. She got hit by the ugly tree, all the branches, going down. Going down on...dem dik

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@MichellesDude @donwinslow You're about 4 years late with this claim pal..

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@TrumpsHurricane Not your burrito or birthday cake either, Torta.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@WrinklewormG @AOC This is the picture I referred to when I try to correct people who think that AOC is hot. Look at those legs. They look like two pencils.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@AntiWokeMemes The promised land,,, Palestine

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@Barefoot_Ronko @JebraFaushay Ah yes, the old porch monkey.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@DrRitaDed @TheLoneWolfonX You don't see the connection? I don't think you see any connections. Your synapses are failing upstairs it's called cholesterase and acetylcholine and they fire at the synapses of the nerves in the brain. You've obviously have a firing misfunction. Just go get drunk and f it all.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@oelma__ Her name is Newgirl. And she came.... all over the place.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@feldcorp @Matt_Pinner That's the original one of the day.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@Matt_Pinner Rough hands when you cheat on us or turn us down.🤣

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@GrandDaughterX Wait, there's only three kids? I thought they have like six or eight kids and because they exploit the 14th Amendment they all get snap payments and EBT cards. What the hell?

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@WhatsNxAmerica @TrumpsHurricane Agreed

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@TrumpsHurricane The twin of Don Lemon?

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@Matt_Pinner That's not a woman. That's a trans dude. I'm going to call up Crocodile Dundee for a cup check.

[Alfonso LeAlcala IIl @anthemguy007]

@AntiLeftMemes Whoopi