Sentient Meat

Misanthropornographer. Here I sit, on my couch. I can do no other...

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It's not going to be ok...but that's ok.

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fireworks the day before #4thofJuly are like premature ejaculators

#semen #merica

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@Gabrielle_Korn Does this mean that #Ammonite Winslet is Pride in your 40s...

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@TomBrady “Nothin’...”

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If 2020 was a dumpster fire, then 2021 has started like a dumpster fire with Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman next to it...

#dumpsterfire #CapitolHill #25AmendmentNow

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America is the dumbest country in the United States.

#america #USA #AmericanExceptionalism #Thanksgiving

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If you want to get nerdy and smart girls to watch ESPN’s “The Last Dance” with you, just tell them it has the same timeline structure as “The Witcher” and Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women.”

#espn #TheLastDance #MichaelJordan #TheWitcher #gretagerwig #LittleWomen

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With the thirst trap economy booming during quarantine, Instagram is just one big wet market now. 💦����💦

#thirsttrap #quarantine #COVID19 #instagram #onlyfans #bat #wetmarket

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It’s official, Jesus Christ shambled from his cave this Easter Sunday and saw his shadow, so that means 6 more weeks of quarantine.
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#ChristIsRisen #Easter #Jesus #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil #COVID19 #coronavirus #Quarantine #quarantinemorelikeboreantine

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@brendanhunting It’s fucking embarrassing. (I own it on DVD.)

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@kris10mor10sen the heart wants what the heart wants, even if it’s petty

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Healthcare for profit
Safe financial distancing
Plutocrats gonna Plute

#socialdistancinghaiku
@NPRLifeKit @NPR
#haiku

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@NPR @NPRLifeKit Healthcare for profit
Use financial distancing
Plutocrats gonna plute
#SocialDistancingHaiku

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Due to the #coronavirus pandemic, Jerusalem city officials are asking that Jesus Christ just stay in the cave this Easter.
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#easter #Easter2020 #Isolation #zombiejesus #Jesus #resurrection #Jerusalem #holysepulchre #tomb #crucify #toriamos

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I’m not thirsty, I just like getting trapped.

#thirsttrap #thirsty #Isolation #coronavirus

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Tony Romo’s giddy voice calling Tom Brady plays in the Super Bowl sounds like Scott Hamilton announcing a triple axel in women’s Olympic figure skating. #TonyRomo #SuperBowl

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Is #Trump going to say, "I like people who didn't die of brain cancer," now? #JohnMcCain

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Thoughts and prayers to those without central AC tonight. 🙇‍♂️ #HeatWave2018 #ThoughtsAndPrayers

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I just check Instagram screen shots to see what the weather is now... #HeatWave2018

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus: men are better at mass shooting suicides, women are better at driving themselves and their children into a lake suicides. #massshooting #genderequality
https://t.co/Wxcq8pfj7Q

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"I wish I could put my heart on airplane mode." (wish I #overheardLA) @realoverheardla