This Bish

That second set of footprints disappeared during those hard times because I’ve got my own shit to deal with, not about to put up with yours.

[This Bish @anthony_v_m]

@BonerWizard I thought this was from a dispensary and I thought, “good on ya Amazon, take care of your employees.”

I would have stolen the keys and driven a delivery van into a wall.

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@Might_be_Wrong @SheaSerrano Growing up, I heard multiple times that the dude breathed thru his eyelids. Then I heard it in Bull Durham and as far as I’m concerned, it’s a fact.

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@BonerWizard One way or another, I’m dying at a robots hands.

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@weather_katie Can’t we just tell the hurricane, “that’s enough already, we get it,” when it gets to 157mph? Has anyone tried that?

[This Bish @anthony_v_m]

I don’t mess with the ocean, ocean don’t mess with me. Thems the rules.

[Max Lenormand @MaxLenormand]

As of June 2024, we've only mapped 26.1% of all our oceans
@seabed2030 is trying to bring that to 100% by 2030

How comes we only have 1/4th the oceans mapped?
How do you map it?
Why does it even matter?

My full interview with the project's Director: https://t.co/2ZtBFOkzXr

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@PhilNobileJr @BAMFStyle Don’t try it, I thought I could pull off turtlenecks after watching Bullitt and that is an era I do not wish to revisit.

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@simoncholland Pumpkin patch fight clubs.

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So did that Australian breakdancing lady learn her lesson or nah?

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They have called each other “potato” and meant it. Peace is possible in this world.

[Oasis @oasis]

The guns have fallen silent.
The stars have aligned.
The great wait is over.
Come see.
It will not be televised.

[This Bish @anthony_v_m]

@Super70sSports Will always remember the Dana Carvey show for that one Beatles skit where Paul was “plunketa plunketa,” Ringo was asleep, and George admitted to killing a man.

[⨂ sage @mistervorhees]

this scene in #AlienRomulus scared me

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@GiantRobotPilot @MatineeMode trot trot trot trot

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@Lane_Stellmaker holy shit

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@valhallabckgirl Were they removing the contraband from his body cavities as they took the picture?

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@BexarApparel Ain’t no way some Australian named their kid “Raygun”, I call bullshit, if they get to use nicknames, the rest of the Olympic athletes should be able to use their nicknames!!

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@EvilMopacATX Bro, I had a cop wave me into traffic yesterday and I thought that the world was going to be ok for a few minutes. Then some jackass in a Mercedes Benz cut me off to turn into a Dunkin Donut and I felt the world self correct.

[This Bish @anthony_v_m]

Are you watching any Olympic events?

Yeah, I like the one where the guys use that thing that was in the middle of the village of crazies

I have no idea what any of that means

Here, this is Gymkata. I think it won a couple of Oscars

I’m pretty sure it didn’t

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@jamieforkner @valhallabckgirl I’m definitely going to, I haven’t watched anything except his comedy and he kills it in those roles.

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@jamieforkner @valhallabckgirl I think Cena has definitely found his wheelhouse in comedy. Dude definitely likes doing comedy right now but he seems like could make the dramatic leap in the future.

[This Bish @anthony_v_m]

I want to eat the cheese that can kill you

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The most dangerous cheese in the world 😳