ANTHONY

I’m just here.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again FFFFUUUUUUCK @Ticketmaster fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope the entire fucking company goes bankrupt

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

@AmazonHelp Do you understand how insane that is? In order to search for a product — on a shopping app — I can no longer just search for the product I want, I have to wait for Alexa Shopping to load (takes forever) and then interact with it in some way to get rid of it…? Make it make sense.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

Hey @amazon if I’m searching for something on the app, why the ✨fuck✨ would I want to be taken to the Alexa AI shopping assistant instead of the search results??? Turn this shit off @JeffBezos

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

@Hyundai if i get one more god damn notification AND text that my windshield wiper fluid is low i’m trading my car in.

29 times since 3:30 PM. TWENTY. NINE. TIMES.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

We really need to get @Ticketmaster shut down

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

like why can’t i add songs to my library from it? and when i search for an artist, why are my only options to see popular songs or music videos? #spotify #appletv #spotifyapp

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

the updated @Spotify appletv app absolutely SUCKS. it’s the perfect example of why it’s not always necessary to “fix” something that isn’t broken.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

@CapitalOne it’s time we discuss you offering e-gift cards for rewards. This whole 2-3 week delivery timeframe is wild.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

The fact that I joined twitter/X 15 years ago is offensive quite frankly #MyXAnniversary #MyTwitterAnniversary

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

I absolutely love that there’s a DJ playing during the roll call at the #DNC2024CHICAGO but also is this a fever dream?

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

Do you remember Nick Jonas & The Administration or were you a straight male? #nickjonas

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

I can’t wait to get my $4 tax return!

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

A question I often ask myself: Is it childhood trauma or undiagnosed #ADHD?

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

@Meghan_Trainor love ya meg

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

@jayfroo Thank GOD

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

What if my nephew or future son asks me to take him hunting/fishing/to an NFL game? Horrifying.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

Watch Beef on Netflix

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

Once you unsubscribe from @ring’s paid services, your devices are basically useless — even though they cost hundreds of dollars. #Ring is a #scam.

[ANTHONY @anthonybartoli]

My parents just do not get my humor.

My dad asked me how work was today, and I responded by saying “it made me want to simply walk into the sea.”

He then asked how that would help me have a better day.

Is it me? Probably yes.