Vinny Berwyn

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@FedEx please tell me how the FUCK I’m supposed to sign for a package when I live in a condo and the delivery driver doesn’t call me and inform me that they’re there, AFTER giving specific instructions to call when here. 3 unsuccessful delivery attempts, hope you’re happy! Morons

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 You decide what you’re copping yet ?

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@ni_lo_doe Whole team decides to pop bins in the locker room the game I bet moneyline

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

Just won my fantasy football championship who wants to fuck me tonight

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@ni_lo_doe Bins

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@ni_lo_doe Me off a bin

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

Tornado touches down near O’Hare and it doesn’t smoke me, this is how I know I have horrible luck

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 Thanks brother

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 @ChiSportUpdates I thought you said it was Rizzo ?

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@ni_lo_doe Everybody at the bar was calling her Kim Kardashbin

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

Girl I met in Florida who I knew for maybe 12 hours just told me she wrote about me in her diary, if I die tonight just know I went happily

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 She’ll never know how much her music meant to xoty tao😔

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 @BNightengale Yeah how’d you know

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 I wish this woman would eat me😋🤤

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

I could be held hostage and I still wouldn’t feel as helpless as when I can’t taste my food

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 @burnout2478 It ain’t no bacon lebron

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 Giant and Pirate

[Vinny Berwyn @anthonychi94]

@tyfutch9 I know Barry Bond tho