𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺

cryptic and machiavellian

[mar ★ @popjunkie_]

ela precisa lembrar que sabe tocar um trilhão de instrumentos e voltar a experimentar eles

bota um banjo na mão dessa mulher e nega o visto dela pra suécia

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

lady gaga’s baby’s first words:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

me singing at Lady Gaga's baby baptism

[𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 @anthonynoexiste]

@amandabedumb Where is this???

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

how long after sex is it ok to open pokemon go

[Matthew Serrano @matthewgserrano]

DATE NIGHT AT DISNEYLAND - @disneyland

So stoked to finally share this spec commercial @MaxMagerkurth and I have been developing over the past couple years. Shot over two summers at the parks with the generous help and support of many incredible and talented people. Let’s dance!

[terrance @stickysweett1]

me when the announcer in the movie theater says "And A Special Thank You To Our AMC STUBS members especially our A-Listers"

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

This song actually does require all that

[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

SPIDEY ZIP UP HOODIE
RELEASING FRIDAY
3 PM PST.

LIKE + RT
FOR A CHANCE TO WIN
A FREE HOODIE

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

realized ive partied more for the world cup than i did for pride month

[karsia 💌 @_karsia]

what the hell does pop base know about house of anubis? stay OUT of my family business

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

The Latino Backrooms is just Ross Dress for Less

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

MANAGER: ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?

ME: I'M HARD WHILE I'M WORKING

MANAGER:

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

The fact that Jesus was a Carpenter and her mother is literally Madonna. This is more biblical than the bible itself.

[Angel Chavez 🇲🇽 @CoachellaAngel]

Coachella 2027 goes on sale in 2 two weeks and the lineup does not matter. Plan your trip now before you have to overpay in 11 months when you get fomo. The lineup does not matter.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Jesus today:

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Mary Magdalene after opening Jesus’s tomb:

[Chölo Sevigny @xXnarcissistXx]

Realizing I’m like the Manon of the office … I am the face/fan favorite, but I’m always “sick” and on the outs with everyone. And despite it all, I am still “confirmed” for Coachella.