Anthony Zerante

A cold brew infused father of 2. Careening though life on quippy jargon, quick witticisms, & subtle sarcasm with a dash of class & dignity #trust

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Don’t let this dude jump the Epstein ship, he needs to go down with it.

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

Well @CapitalOne, I think it’s about time we break up. Our relationship was just a fling to you. I’m packing up my four accounts & taking them to a bank that doesn’t run off of ONLY a script. I tried, you didn’t. Call me if you want to work this out. I deserve better #CapitalDone

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@Affirm does Affirm have a referral program? Or a referral link that I can send to a friend?

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@AmazonHelp All of my smart bulbs were working beautifully. Literally; overnight, they’ve all gone crazy. Only in the Alexa app though. They work fine through the app they came with. But trying to use them through my Echo devices, or the Alexa app, they completely malfunction…

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@facebook what even is this? I have two of them and haven’t posted anything in months. I don’t appear to be hacked and there’s no description of what it is. I have no idea what this could be about if I haven’t posted literally anything since April…

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@panerabread So my home cafe is currently closed. They’re reopening a new location in a few months. Am I able to pause my Sip Club subscription? Should I cancel it until they reopen? The closest open cafes are really out of the way for me. Just looking for guidance. Thanks! 🙂

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Oh, Majorie! Bless your heart. In case you haven't noticed, tiny has a horse fetish. He's not going to fuck you. Actually..... He might. Carry on. Get it, girl! 😂

[Dr G @ZAGrrl]

@PokemonGoApp Nope. All you've done is seriously reduce the joy of playing for current trainers, especially those in suburban and rural areas, or those who are mobility challenged.

To be clear. We dog. You tail. Tail does not wag dog. Dog wags tail.

[Super High-IQ Small Government Revolutionary @NickFalacci]

@PokemonGoApp Here’s a question @NianticLabs

Articulate how the game is being “harmed” by remote raiding. Go ahead. We’ll wait.

Players still use the game in real world — to grind, spin stops, defend gyms.

It was on YOU to create in-person raiding incentives. And you failed.

[DansGaming @Dansgaming]

@PokemonGoApp Well you just killed the game for a lot of people, this is a terrible change that’s not going to achieve what you wanted.

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@PokemonGoApp You’re literally pushing poor people out of the game. Wasn’t this supposed to be for everyone?

[roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @roslyntalusan]

@PokemonGoApp i’m sure players with disabilities or no immediate community playing this game are gonna love this

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

I swear I’m not this crabby 😑

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

Yes my location is correct. Yes I’ve uninstalled and reinstalled. Yes I’ve started the over order, multiple times. This is another doordash error. Please don’t “thank me” for my services if you’re just going to perpetually tease me with faux promos. Just lie to me directly 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@DoorDash not only am I not able to use my promo code (valid until 3/19) but all my prices are Canadian. Another let down from doordash… thanks forgetting my hopes up.

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

Weeks and weeks of intermittent internet. Every time I ask for assistance, I get the run around. Now? None at all… I can only unplug it and plug it back in so many times before @VerizonSupport does anything to fix it; let alone compensate me. This is embarrassing. Do better.

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@paramountplus soooo we can’t watch Invader Zim in the US anymore?

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

So can I get a refund of my @Walmart plus account? Literally every time I place an order it’s never delivered. It sits there for days, delayed, with no explanation. Give me my money back.

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@synchrony thanks for the false loan and embarrassing me while purchasing tires today. This alleged temporary card doesn’t work. Called customer service and was disconnected twice. Called back to a closed business. You WILL be removing this from my credit report. #conartists

[Anthony Zerante @anthonyzerante]

@ILDeptofLabor so @BulldogAleHouse has refused to give my partner his last check(s) for over two months now. We tried many avenues with them but they’ve ceased communication. Please help?