Aaron the Slow

I like to run, read, go to movies and have opinions on it all.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

I'm sick of Elon Musk pushing notifications to my phone. I'm deleting the app. I've been on this platform pretty much since the start, but this is the end.
Bye.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

That may have been the worst play calling on a series by the @Bengals all season. Up 1 point, chew up no time on the clock & ending on a punt?

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

I really hope all these last minute Tangerine 45 ads are costing him and the party a ton of money. This is the only contribution to the economy we will see from them.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Watching @TheNFLonCBS on @paramountplus is like watching through a strobe light with a stuttering problem.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

@collectsideshow

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

I'm not much of a Ducks fan, but I'll cheer for anyone that takes down the Buckeyes!

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

@Skyline_Chili @Bengals 🐅 #SkylineSweeps glad to see 4 quarters of great football this week.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Got all 5 prescribed workouts in this week. I'm on the road to recovery and have my eye on the @RunFlyingPig in the spring.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Still not over being sick. Missed my last 5 training runs. 2.25 miles on the treadmill last night. Longest stretch of uninterrupted running was six minutes. Run/walk/run is the only way I'm getting through these miles right now. Tonight is just a half hour walk. #runchat

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

The @Bengals defensive coordinator needs to get fired tomorrow. Then the entire starting 11 for defense should be replaced with orange traffic cones.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Every time the doorbell rings in the @wingstop ad, my dog freaks out. I will opt for any other wing place until they stop running those ads.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

We have two COVID test kits from @AbbottNews
One was missing both tubes of solution, the other was missing one.
They may want to reevaluate their QC procedures.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Starting to run again. So ridiculously out of shape that my old warm ups runs are now my workouts. Last week was 1.5 mile runs Tue, Thur and Sat. This week I'm doing 1.75 miles on the same days. I wish I could say these were easy, but 1.75 miles right now feels like 5+ last year.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

@collectsideshow

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[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

On this date I moved from:
"I have nothing to wear. All my pants are too tight. I need to lose weight."
To:
"I'm buying bigger pants."

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

Watching The Union on @netflix
It is good the music is so dramatic, otherwise I wouldn't know when it was exciting.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

@PeacockTVCare my bank account shows that I have been charged for my account, but when I try to watch a show it tells me to pick a plan.

[Aaron the Slow @anthroman]

@TheAuthorGuy Chaise chaser