Bender

[Mike Finger @mikefinger]

Time and time again, one realizes that talking to this guy is unlike talking to most guys.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

I just want to drive an Aston and listen to lucki

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

No adult needs a gallon sized water bottle that reminds them how much water to drink throughout the day 🚩

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

I’m gaining this weight they say I’m getting husky

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

If you don’t like mustard you’re a p*ssy!

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

She had on the pink beats…

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Someone asked me if I had a android charger last week

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Cramping me, amping me

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

I’M WAKING THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Lfggggg

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The new look Atlanta Hawks 🔥

@DejounteMurray | @TheTraeYoung

(via @wojespn)

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Nah you ode sex

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

RIP Pop Smoke

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Nah the universe is CRAZYYY

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Just fell asleep listening to G Herbo

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Okay so I hit my social limit hahah

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

I am the love of my life.

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

No more sorry’s. only my B’s.

[Bender @anthropomorphee]

Had to fuck up the spot for my bday