Kodok Zuma

ngetweet belum tentu ngatain & nyindir, ngelike sesuatu belum tentu setuju, sependapat, juga belum tentu karena relate

[Kodok Zuma @antibandwagon_]

musuh kita pas masih kecil

[Kodok Zuma @antibandwagon_]

orang-orang tuh bisa stop pake kacamata meggi z ini gaksih….gedeg

[Kodok Zuma @antibandwagon_]

mending ngobrol ama orang kosong apa ngobrol ama orang kosong yg gamau keliatan kosong tp dia sok iye?

[emma stoned @moonchaser4000]

all of the jaksel kids are just pretending actually, the real cool and rich kids are in europe getting a masters degree

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Today is National Pantun Day.

[Kodok Zuma @antibandwagon_]

emang klo temen kita kerja di perusahaan batubara yg sitenya di kalsel, dia otomatis jadi “YANG PUNYA PUNYA BATUBARA KALSEL” “YANG MEGANG BARUBARA KALSEL”???????? caption2 instastory tipe ini bikin geli

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Muslim niggas will

- Drink alcohol
- Do drugs
- Fuck girls

But the moment pork shows up

They suddenly remember Allah

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The start of a great horror movie

[Kodok Zuma @antibandwagon_]

salah satu pemikiran terbego adalah orang2 yg gamau medical check up karena takut hasilnya jelek 😅

[Muklis Nonton @tvindonesiawkwk]

There are two ways to become rich, the exploitation of people or the exploitation of nature

[saka @alchemsa]

your maximum is someone’s “yaelah gini doang”

[▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ▉ ▊ @coffebit]

@kompascom Di tengah-tengah berantem dan adu mulut tiba-tiba si suami bilang "Gimana kalo kita tepuk sakinah 3x" alias MUNGKIENNNN

[TIRTA @tirta_cipeng]

Lagi ngising malah gempa.
Yowis pasrah saja.
Untung cuma 3 detik

[Pandji Pragiwaksono @pandji]

Gue bisa nonton F1 berkali2.
I love that movie. I dont even watch the actual F1.

[d @minesuga27]

😭😭

[TOP G @menscoach1]

Every day, men are waking up next to women they regret marrying.

They gave up their peace, purpose, and even their power just to please a woman who gave them constant stress. Some men are paying child support for kids they didn’t create. Some are living in silent misery.

Why? Because they picked based on feelings, not facts.

The truth is: not every woman is wife material. You can sleep with her, party with her, even love her but that doesn’t mean you should marry her.

Let’s break it down: