Noah | Private

❌🐻Defeating bears one stock at a time.
💰$0 → $75K in 2 years.
❗️Not financial advice.

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHY WE AREN’T GOING INTO A RECESSION

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

I have 83 days left to turn my portfolio into $100,000.

No idea if I can pull it off.

But you’re going to see every step of the journey.

❌🐻

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Bought more $SOFI, $AMZN and $AVGO today.

Here’s why I’m bullish on all 3:

$SOFI - I believe SoFi has the potential to become the LARGEST bank in the world within the next 10 years. The market is MASSIVELY underestimating how big the fintech opportunity really is.

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

At what price does $ASTS become a generational buy?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

WHAT THE F*CK DID TRUMP JUST TWEET!?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Disclaimer: Trump did not actually tweet this.

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Every 20-year-old on FinTwit has the exact same financial plan:

• $5,000 portfolio
• Invest $100/month into the S&P 500
• Thinks they’re the next Warren Buffett
• Expects to retire a millionaire at 65

BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING 😭

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Copytrading Donald Trump has made many people rich in 2026

Same movie again?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Last year, I called $NBIS at $22 before it ran 1,000%.

Now I’m pounding the table on $CRWV at $81.

Time to run it back. 👀

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Can someone explain to me like i’m 7 years old why AI stocks are crashing today?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

what did Scam Altman do this time?

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After merging $SPCX & $TSLA, I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if Elon Musk buys OpenAI and fires Sam Altman 💀

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

What just happened?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Can someone please tell $SOFI we’re in a bull market?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

You realize that the housing market is on the brink of collapse, right?

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Are we about to witness 2008 2.0?

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What’s the most undervalued stock in the stock market right now?

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Me realizing I’m closer to becoming a billionaire than Elon Musk

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If you’re under 30, this is terrible news.
Few understand this.

[Noah | Private @antibearthesisp]

Nothing worse than watching a stock you weren’t done buying go up $AVGO 🤬🤬🤬