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The Internet is destroying me

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@TeslaTim2 @Tesla @MyTeslaMoonship @koalafiedtesla Oh, nice. I’ll figure it out.

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@XavierBecerra All people need to know is that you’re part of the problem.

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@TMZ Tribalism makes you illogical and a piece of shit

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@ZacksJerryRig You’re probably the dumbest smart person alive

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California https://t.co/rZZJhdeqm0

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@GavinNewsom @XavierBecerra Can you stop talking about Trump already. Focus on CA, you greasy-hair fuck. Sort out your TDS.

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@Tesla_App_iOS Finally was able to update. Interior seat color fixed.

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@johncusack Hey, M2, I mean John, how are you?

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@DefiyantlyFree I think it's a mix of self-righteousness, identity politics, misplaced empathy, guilt, and not understanding that building goods and services is often more charitable than charity itself.

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@Scobleizer @codybrown Side benefits include cost savings and avoiding window breakage from luggage.

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@mikepat711 Max Max feels like a new driver annoying everyone to get somewhere faster. It’s not calculated in its decision-making and will switch lanes in front of a car that’s clearly going faster than you. FSD needs to be more considerate of other drivers.

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@ericnashbar @niccruzpatane @Waymo FSD is vastly harder to build than the iPhone was. Have you even tried it? While it’s not a perfect comparison, you still sound like Steve Ballmer.

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@ericnashbar @niccruzpatane @Waymo Blackberry sells millions of phones.

iPhone is a theoretical phone designed to bolster Apple's stock price.

By the way, have you seen Blackberry's new phone?

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@johncusack Fixed the image for you

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@RahillRuns @CyberTrailRnner @cybertruck You’re gonna decapitate your passenger in an accident leaving that plate there.

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Hey @johncusack, don't let BMW do you dirty like that.

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@spencerpratt Being an experienced politician isn’t a flex

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@johncusack Hey John, just checking in to see if you've contacted BMW yet. I think it's wrong that your face was used as the rear-end of the M2 without any compensation to you.