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by the window, where the light is

[Local Hero @antielias]

We got people honking at Waymos

[Local Hero @antielias]

I’m out here saying shit like misunderestimate

[Local Hero @antielias]

Ordering expensive coffee and seeing the baristas get excited to brew it

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

The guns have fallen silent.
The stars have aligned.
The great wait is over.
Come see.
It will not be televised.

[vince @vincestaples]

Mother Earth be shaking that lil shit

[Local Hero @antielias]

Doing the fusion dance in front of the restaurant so people know what we’re about

[Local Hero @antielias]

@_duarturo Tom Sawyer by Rush

[Local Hero @antielias]

Hate when something shiny loses its luster

[Local Hero @antielias]

We meet again, last hour before work

[Local Hero @antielias]

I've fumbled more daps than you can ever imagine

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy

[Local Hero @antielias]

If Jesus sees his shadow it’s 3 more weeks of winter

[Local Hero @antielias]

U wasn’t there when mango cart dropped

[Local Hero @antielias]

Working nights is sort of like being the unemployed friend

[Local Hero @antielias]

@_duarturo 🎶 That girl is a real crowd pleaser 🎶

[Local Hero @antielias]

Caught myself saying “in my early 20s” today wtf is this shit

[Local Hero @antielias]

@_duarturo I remember vine

[Local Hero @antielias]

That’s not very shoegaze of you

[Local Hero @antielias]

Filling my car with gas before an oil change like I’m brushing my teeth before a dentist appointment