JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 8
"Garak i need you to teach me how to hack. People are making fun of me on the subspace forums for photoshopping jadzia into my arms."
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"I don't understand!!! These are perfectly normal shoes garak, YOURE the one wearing light up sketchers. No they are NOT fashionable! THEY'RE FOR CHILDREN! You cant keep fucking gaslighting me like this. I want a divorce"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 19
"Garak why am i the background on your padd? This is... this is a lot of photo widgets. Did you put a flower crown on this one?"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 30
"Hello mr garak! Miles and i are going to play in a new historical holoadventure set in the 21st century, and we need historically accurate costumes. Have you ever heard of a fursuit?"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 1
"Oh hello mr Garak! So glad you cold come to our Date tonight.. Are my quarters to your liking? I hope it isnt too cold. Computer, play Simple Dimple Pop It"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 25
"Listen, i know youre struggling with the withdrawal. But eventually were going to need to discuss the body pillow, Garak. Where did you even find that picture of me?"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 23
"Quark i dont think thats what asmr means. This is just you whispering advertisements. Does odo know youre using footage of him for the slime parts?"
JULIAN BASHIR QUOTE 29
"It's not... Garak it isnt a FIDGET TRADE if you ask for my MEDICAL OVERRIDE CODES in exchange for a fucking among us pop it!!! What is wrong with you!!!"