Sam /\\\

🦇Friendly Neighbourhood Vampire🦇

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

Women just beat me at mario kart and lie

[tarte aux framboises @qualiki]

When yo fit fire but u ugly

[kea ★ DFH @twopecple]

this how yall sound

[George Aylett @GeorgeAylett]

🧵

With the election on July 4th, it’s important that people are reminded about what Keir Starmer has publicly said over the last few years and what he would do with political power.

Keir Starmer would be an awful Prime Minister and he does not deserve your vote.

Here’s why:

[ayemanda! 🪐🐌🌻 @itsayemanda]

“gaming is a men’s space” 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 boooooo BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🙅🏼‍♀️❌🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️❌❌❌🍅🍅 SINCE WHEN??? ❔❓⁉️‼️ BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

Dotty Edwards ❤️ 2009-2024
The best stinkiest little dog a boy could ask for

[Minecraft Wiki EN @MinecraftWikiEN]

Give us your most obscure and random Minecraft facts

[alyssa ♡ @lyssxxp]

for anyone who thinks george’s response and what dream said on his reddit were excusable, please listen to brooke

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

Every time I try to load my save in Baldurs Gate 3 it just crashes 😭😭 please I need to play my edgy little tiefling

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Nex Benedict matters

Nex was a 16-year-old and non-binary

Nex was brutally beaten a high school bathroom in Oklahoma

The school did not call an ambulance or the police

Instead, Nex was suspended

Nex died the next day

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The anti-trans sports panic has now come full circle: they're now mad about a transgender boy being forced to compete against girls by Texas' ban on trans athletes.

But instead of recognizing that they created this problem, they're demanding someone take his hormones away.

[Stoned Dragon @leftyscumbags]

@No7Sammy Pretty much the only reason I’m still alive is because I told myself suicide is the state’s weapon of choice

[Delaney 𖹭 @DEERL4NEY]

I think period pain should count as good reason to get leave from work/school and any non uterus haver who disagrees needs to be strapped to that "period simulator" thing because they always are unable to handle it and it doesn't even compare to the real thing

[NEON ! @Neon_woof]

furries accidentally creating insane accessibility hardware for gaming by interpreting brainwaves into control inputs but ONLY using it to have more realistic ear movements in VRC is actually so funny 😭💙

[ru @fagmundo]

bg3 men responding to "can you buy me pads?" texts

a thread

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

All I Want for Christmas is for Nintendo to port the pokepark games to the switch

[Nathan James @nattasswfc]

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends

[rose 🕸️ FOLLOW NEW ACC IN BIO @riubz]

cis people love joking about the trans suicide rate they caused

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

@dimension20show I’ve never been more excited for anything
HOOT GROWL!!!!!

[Sam /\\\ @antigarlicsquad]

Children playing on their iPads without headphones in waiting areas should actually be banned