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[bal @antigoblinmedia]

man i shoulda never smoked that shit now im in

[doomer @uncledoomer]

rip val kilmer. this is the coolest anyone has ever looked and ever will look.

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

Google is fucking useless

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@buhstinky @penisthug Picture otw

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug It's so dead I'll go down rn and take a pic

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug Broooo I get to fill a massive pot and stink up the lifts and dump it into a massive room full of oil and grease

[Ro 🦋 @superstar1roro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug Get that used oil down the drain

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug Helps when I can read them bro 💯

[mr online @Absolunar]

me. this is Me.

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

I think his chest is so puffed out because there is a little person in his body controlling him with levers and buttons

[َ @mongnoms]

okay but how is he built like that

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

I'm so heartbroken man

[gaurav @gaxrav]

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
- hacked hillary clinton’s office by sending her staff free computers
- killed a few people in belize
- lived on a boat in the caribbean sea with armed guards
- never paid income tax because he blackmails the us gov
- escaped captivity in guatemala by faking a heart attack
- committed suicide in a spanish prison
- may still be alive

[YBG Zedong @CorcoranCommons]

I've been informed that my custom Rizzler emoji on Teams can be seen by my entire organization and can only be removed by IT

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug I'm so glad you get to experience this it's one of the weirdest environments no one acts like a real person

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug Scooby doo over here

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

I'm gonna freak it's 5am sweaty as fuck and one of the three smoke alarms is beeping

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug Man just turn around and tell us FFS 🤦

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

@penisthug I keep thinking about camping, I see Glencoe in my dreams, my YouTube is full of outdoor boys videos and my soul is full of the need to make a cabin in the woods

[bal @antigoblinmedia]

Santa's getting a big fucking list of camping gear this year