The Anti Leader

When you're leading from 40,000 ft up, you’re going to need a golden parachute.

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A great leader prominently displays awards and recognitions for subordinates to take note of.

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"I can't do everything. Well, technically I can, but I'd rather not." #teamwork

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You need to work late. #CancelPlansIn5Words

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When in doubt, lie.

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Everyone you lead should know how you take your coffee.

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Practice your golf swing where others can see you so they know you’re not letting your game slip.

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Responsibility flows down, recognition flows up...

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Never pickup your own dry cleaning.

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Just take the soma and watch the movie. Trust me.

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A great leader holds a handshake way after the point of comfort just to let the other person know he is serious about greetings.

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Never finish what you start.

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When someone brings up a concern: cut them off mid sentence, point at them and say ‘I hear you’, and then quickly change the subject.

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Why Men Make Better CDs: When a man loudly repeats something a woman said, it's just better. #MaintainTheRatio #MansplainTheRatio

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For motivation, hold actual carrots in front of your subordinates. #healthy

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Only subordinates answer their own phones.

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Never let your team know your true expectations for a project until an hour before the deadline.

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When in doubt, always play favorites.

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Leaders never write their own thank you cards.

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Never hire old people

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Take a long lunch; you’re going to need more energy than your subordinates because of all the awesome ideas you're coming up with.