The 97% Conference

Until @3PercentConf came along, 97% of advertising Creative Directors were dudes. Can we please please just leave it that way? Please? #MaintainTheRatio

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For the love of god, please don't make us compete with women on an even playing field. This is all we have.

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I mean…

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

Congratulations, Georgia Women’s Tennis! 🇺🇸

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Advertising women empathize with WNBA players—men have been throwing their dongs around and interfering with their work for years.

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Outraged that they made the men’s bar graph pink. 😡

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Remember, creativity resides in the testicles!

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Thanks, @campaignbrief, for celebrating the dicks of Australian advertising!

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Wait…the rules can be applied to men, too???

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Whew. Was worried they might find a third woman for this.

[FCB India @fcb__india]

FCB Group India is proud to announce the launch of its Creative Council.

@dheeraj_sinha @FCBglobal

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Just askin’

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Fellas, you know what time it is! Update that Zoom background! #CannesLions #canneslions22

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Ladies, you can have medicine and leave the super important work of advertising to us! (Please?)

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We approve.

[R/GA @RGA]

Industry veterans to form new agency with "creativity at the center"

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Damn it. I thought this was going to be about MEN. https://t.co/Zc0niaDcNL

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Talked to a fellow creative director and we’re really struggling with how to make International Women’s Day about us. Maybe we can get some of the gals to post about how supportive we are of them running the lady product accounts. #InternationalWomansDay

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A toast! To all the ad guys who got themselves in the credits of a #SuperBowl   ad today and will coast on it for the next 20 years.

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Where were the wangs?!?

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Grammys could really use some more old white guys.

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Ken got nominated. Barbie didn’t.

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Atta boy, lads. If you can’t beat ‘em, monetize ‘em! https://t.co/GuMAqJkiNm

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Just really great to see some men finally catch a break in this business!

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Way to go, fellas. No cooties here!