Neil the Seal, the internet's favorite 5-year-old southern elephant seal, is back.
He has spent his vacation growing into a massive 1,000-kilogram (one-tonne) subadult and he is currently treating Tasmanian infrastructure like his personal playground.
i ordered pesto alfredo at this italian place a few nights ago and i cleared it in like 3 minutes flat and when our waiter came back around he said “you weren’t messing around man” i genuinely felt like this